What’s that? You want to know what could possibly be better than a post about Jean-Claude Van Damme photoshopped images? Well, the answer is easy… Another post containing another ten photoshopped bunch, of course.
That’s right folks, we have indeed not only created our first top ten video list, but we have dedicated such a list to our friend Jean-Claude. Be hold, our top ten Jean-Claude Van Damme movie fight scene. Enjoy.
As much as we enjoyed compiling our Top 10 Awesome Van Damme Photoshop Pictures and how much Jean-Claude will always be our favourite action hero of the ‘90s, Nicholas Cage has made some awesome movies himself and darn right deserves a post on our site as well. So without further ado, here are our top ten movie roles we cannot help but think that Mr. Nicholas Cage should have played.
Back in 2001, an American stoner comedy movie called Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was born. The movie, derived from the movie Clerks and directed by Kevin Smith, was an instant hit with us. Here are our top 10 reasons why you should watch the film.
So, you’re watching a movie like Back to the Future and you’re thinking to yourself “man, why can’t half of this cool s””t be real?” Just for once, it would be amazing to travel back in time with a DeLorean, or turn invisible with an Invisibility Cloak.
What, did you say you were bored? Well, get yourself a copy of Photoshop, teach yourself some basic editing by watching YouTube videos (you can teach yourself anything via YouTube these days and there will be a point where school will be obsolete) and get editing. You will be quite surprised that within a few hours or so even a newbie can possess photoshop skills.
Do you want to be a real man? Well, you’re going to need a beard! Everyone knows that real men can grow beards. If you are thinking, “but wait, I can’t grow one!” What we have to say to you is, Ppsssttttt, you can’t be a real man then.
Robots, what’s not to like about them? Robots such as Johnny 5 are easy to fall in love with. And robots such as Optimus Prime are just pure awesome! What we are trying to get at is, if a movie has a robot then it’s usually going to go well as we as people tend to accept machines on the big screen and into our homes.
Jean-Claude Van Damme aka the “Muscles from Brussels” aka Jean-Claude Camille François Van Varenberg is an awesome machine of annihilation. With his martial art skills, amazing 90s action movies, the ability to do the splits and taking on 30 guys at once bare hands, you know HE IS THE MAN! But did you know the guy is also a secret Philosopher?
Blondes and brunettes? You can keep them. Redheads, aka The Gingers are what we want to see. Even though they can’t keep out in the sun for too long and they have no souls we still wish to pay homage to them, with their tiny freckles, orange hair and fair skin tones.