Back in February 2005, YouTube was born; it was then acquired by the search engine giant, Google back in 2006 for a staggering $1.65 billion – if we were Videojug we would have offered Google  1/100^th of that to buy our domain.

YouTube is also the 3^rd most popular website in the world. So it begs the question: What is the top ten most viewed clips on YouTube? We wanted to know the exact same thing so we decided to find out:

10. Carly Rae Jepsen – Call Me Maybe

Views: 466,589,309

Call Me Maybe is kind of catchy we guess and we can understand why it has made it on to this list. We do prefer this cover ourselves but we are sure many of you will disagree though – you’re a douche if you do. We are just happy that a band that can actually play instruments made it into the charts for once and wasn’t a generic auto-tuned bunch of goons.

9. Michel Teló – Ai Se Eu Te Pego – Oficial (Assim você me mata)

Views: 507,779,665

What the f#ck is this sh#te? We are all down for culture, but why do you people like music that is foreign that you don’t know the word to or even wish to translate? The song is Brazilian for the 3 of you who wish to know and it’s football related, which is always great (we lie). Yeah, footballers such as Cristiano Ronaldo like to bust moves from the song when/if they score – If you’re not going to bust out a roundhouse that would make Jean-Claude moist then don’t bother with your pansy celebrations.

8. Lady Gaga – Bad Romance

Views: 520,991,983

First of all check out 4:18, you can thank us later. Lady Gaga, the chick who apparently likes metal, has had hit after hit and has been received well by you lot, it seems. She’s definitely a tad on the weird side but we are sure she’s aware of this. We won’t say anything bad about her as we don’t wish to upset any of you “little monsters”. Haha, retards!

7. Shakira – Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)

Views: 530,845,928

We are not a huge football fan; in fact we fall asleep while watching the sport and we cannot understand why it’s as big as it is in the UK. But, as a FIFA World Cup song goes, we approve – it’s the only song in this top 10 list that we would choose to listen to. Fun fact: Waka Waka (unbelievably gay name that we are sure Will.i.am had something to do with it) was Sony’s first ever 3D music video. And we approve of their choice to pick Shakira, for obvious reasons of course.

6. Charlie bit my finger – again !

Views: 546,834,794

We have a confession to make: This in the only video in our top 10 YouTube videos of all-time list that isn’t a music video. We respect Charlie’s older brother because if Charlie had bitten us he wouldn’t have had a 2nd birthday. We also love the fact their dad is filming the entire thing (probably while creasing). The video was initially uploaded for family members back in May 2007, but by October 2009 it was a YouTube hit and was the most viewed clip at the time.

5. LMFAO – Park Rock Anthem – ft. Lauren Bennett, GoonRock

Views: 546,834,794

Our favourite part of this LMFAO’s song is 3:35, but we just can’t figure out why. As we have come to realise, any song that is party-themed or advocates binge drinking on a weekend relatively does well in the charts, and Party Rock Anthem did okay for itself back in the summer of 2011. So did the phrase “Everyday I’m Shufflin’” which we hope to god you’ve never used. How about the phrase “I’ve just dropped a deuce?” Help spread that one!

4. Eminem – Love The Way You Lie – ft. Rihanna

Views: 568,174,459

Rihanna, LOL, what can we say. We haven’t got all day, nor have we got the server capability to hold that many words on a website, so we will just say that we aren’t a fan. But Eminem on the other hand gets our respect. Love The Way You Lie, the song about Chris Brown’s beatings that features Megan Fox is as good as a “chat song” gets we guess.

3. Jennifer Lopez – On The Floor – ft. Pitbull

Views: 673,855,844

After all these years it seems that Jennifer Lopez has still got it; the gall from the block has come in at number 3 on the most viewed YouTube videos of all time. Just too bad she is promoting the party lifestyle while casually dancing in her nightwear (like you do). Also, Pitbull obviously got invited as he’s the designated driver for the night. We would love to see the guy in a pair of jeans and a t-shirt for once.

2. Justin Bieber – Baby ft. Ludacris

Views: 865,169,584

Too bad the top comments are not active on the video as they usually cut straight to the point. We will say now that we despise Justin Bieber and believe his arrogance and his disregard towards his target audience should entitle him to a reality check and the revoking of his bank card. But saying that, it was the most viewed video on YouTube until Psy claimed the spot (sorry for the spoiler) – we know we didn’t count towards any of his ¾ of his billion views.

1. Psy- Gangnam Style

Views: 1,650,423,458

Back in mid-July 2012, the K-pop singer – who goes by the name Psy – became a pop sensation all around the world with his Gangnam Style single, which was the first video to reach over 1 billion views on YouTube – it reached over 100 million views in just 51 days? If however you think Gangnam Style is Psy’s first single then you thought wrong. It is in fact his 18th single which is off his sixth studio album.

That’s right, a programme known as Photoshop can make anyone look great – in fact it’s possible to Photoshop let’s say Nicolas Cage as Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, so it would be simple to airbrush out some cellulite and flaws that celebrities have.

So the next time you are picking dislikes in the mirror or you can’t be bothered with the gym that day, don’t worry. Just slap that kettle on, sit back and look at your favourite celebrities before and after photo shoots. (Hint: They look a lot better in their photo shoot  picture )

Fun facts: It’s estimated that between 80 to 95 percent of women have cellulite somewhere on their body; among the most common causes for cellulite are: a poor diet, lack of exercise and smoking. And women with less active jobs, such as desk jobs, are said to be effected most.

Come on, for a company that has been going for more than 100 years you didn’t think that they had nothing to hide did you? If you’re a diehard fanboy then the chances are some of the following facts won’t be new to you. But if dabbled in Nintendo and the games and consoles it’s had to offer over the years then a few of the following Nintendo facts may come as a surprise to you.

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We wish to put a stop to this madness and we want to bring the homemade ice cube back in all its glory. In fact, we want the year 2013 to be known as the ice cube year. And if it’s currently further in time than this then we hope we have succeeded. And if it’s past the year 2013 and you are wondering what an ice cube is then we are sorry, ice cube, we have failed you!

If you have seen the move Demolition Man then you will know how important of a role ice will play in the future of mankind. And it’s up to us to make sure that ice remains on the map and never lays dormant for millennium to come.

Every now and then a guy is entitled to blow some money on a gadget that he will probably use once and you women aren’t allowed your say – It’s just part of the man-code. However, we have compiled a list that not only will you guys love, but you females should love as well.

Yeah, that’s right. We have handpicked a bunch of inventions that we not only believe are awesome and would make life easier, but we would class them as unisex inventions/gadgets.

We are sure with enough research or with custom requests that you will be able to buy similar – if not identical gadgets – as the ones above. But currently, they won’t be widely available in your local DIY stores, which is a shame really. But, we are sure some of the Dragons from Dragons’ Den will be all over them as soon as they have read our post.

But cartoon and conspiracy theories, should they be in the same sentence? Well, over the years some of you have created conspiracy theories about certain cartoons and after thinking about some of them, some actually fit the bill…kind of.

Yeah, some of the following theories range from the outlandish to the bizarre, but they are fun to speculate about. After all, some cartoons are disturbing in their own way as most cartoon logic doesn’t make sense. So why can’t their conspiracy theory counterparts make sense as well?

Please take these theories at face value. The cartoon writers are probably not twisted enough to base their cartoons on such plots. The theories are just a way to make you think what if, if anything and are mainly cartoon fan theories. But sorry for ruining your childhood after you give a few a read. You’re welcome!

But even on the high end, $2 million in a 40-year span isn’t a great deal to boast about;  we could literally blow that in a week – check out Top 10 Expensive Gadgets for the Rich Guy  if you don’t believe us. And the chances are you don’t wish to work your fingers to the bone in a regular job to only make a few million in your life time. So, is it really possible to become rich while doing something easy? The answer is yes and we have ten ways to prove it.

Although, when someone says “Hey, do you wish to make some easy money?” your response is always “Yeah, but what’s the catch?” After all, there’s always a catch, isn’t there? Well, it could be just down to dumb luck, but some of the following people have become millionaires with hardly any effort, so why can’t we?

Just remember: You don’t have to work your way up the corporate ladder working 40+ hours a week. There are other legitimate ways to become the next millionaire. You just need to be creative… Or very lucky.

A while back we brought you guys a crude collection of Jean-Claude photoshopped pictures which although weren’t anything amazing to look at, they did provide us with a few LOLs – and hopefully you too. We then out trump this by providing you with some awesome Nicholas Cage photoshop picture.

We’ve had a hard think since then (well, about 5 mins…10 at max) and we believe that there is no way we are going to allow Nic Cage (sorry man) to out shine JCVD. So for that reason we would like to bring you some more Jean-Claude Van Damme photoshop pictures – but this time, you will be amazed with the effort that some people have put into some of these.

It amazes us that we never questioned the full names of some fictional characters when we were growing up and we would just accept names such as “Arnold”  and “Casper ” as full names. But now we are older it’s quite surprising to find out that these fictional characters indeed had full names.

The name their mothers gave them or their “Christian names” as some people like to refer to them, we are pleased to share with you our top ten full names of fictional characters that many of you won’t know .

Remember: Memorize them all if possible; after all, you never know when one of the following may make an appearance onto a pub quiz. They also come in handy to stump friends with.