That time we created an awesome Van Damme post and WordPress decided to delete it! Great, WordPress! Nice job. The post kicked ass… but we forgot what we wrote… so enjoy the following tribute to that post: Top 10 Funny Jean-Claude Van Damme Quotes
I’m the god of cloud karate.
Showing myself nude from behind doesn’t pose any problems but from the front that’s another story. I don’t want to lose all my fans!
You don’t need a flash to photograph a rabbit that already has red eyes.
If you phone a psychic and she doesn’t answer the phone before it rings, hang up.
We, humans, invented time. But time doesnt exist, because there’s a matter, a power of compression that isnt the same for every species on Earth
My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she’s good with the housework.
I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too.
If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing.
Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It’s soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.
I’m fast, why? Because I eat vegetables.