Top 10 Funny Jean-Claude Van Damme Quotes

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I’m the god of cloud karate.

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Showing myself nude from behind doesn’t pose any problems but from the front that’s another story. I don’t want to lose all my fans!

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Funny_Jean-Claude_Van_Damme_Quote_1You don’t need a flash to photograph a rabbit that already has red eyes.

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If you phone a psychic and she doesn’t answer the phone before it rings, hang up.

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We, humans, invented time. But time doesnt exist, because there’s a matter, a power of compression that isnt the same for every species on Earth

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My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she’s good with the housework.

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I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall to the ground. And all the planes, too.

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If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing.

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Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It’s soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.

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I’m fast, why? Because I eat vegetables.